It’s a very dangerous play to count your chickens before they’re hatched nowadays, especially in the media in public. This is the valuable lesson that President Joe Biden is learning today.
Yesterday in the federal superior court of Wisconsin, Judge Joseph Barron adjucated on the matter of Kyle Rittenhouse vs Joeseph Biden Esq. to the tune of fifty million dollars in favor of the plaintiff. The gun toting youth had sued the senior citizen for referring to him on news networks as a “white supremacist.”
Court dockets from the invisible and completely fictional case relate the comments from news sources including CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC, and Nutcase News Network, which is on YouTube on Tuesdays from 3:15 to 3:30 a.m. nightly.
Biden had been asked about his opinion on the case, and in the early days, referred to the shooter as a “white supremacist”, not really knowing any details of the case and giving a pat answer to blow off reporters. Bad move, Uncle Joe.
Although it was purely a normally bland answer to a bland question, and the President is protected by the first amendment just like anyone else, and therefore, all these lawsuits that we’re faking are hitting the bullseye with Trumpchumps who know about as much about the law as I know about speckled ass tree monkeys, conservatives are all abuzz and wetting their Depends.
But are they wet with joy or sorrow? And does it matter to the seats of their fat old person Get-Around scooters?
Keep your eyes peeled, Patriots, to our pages. There will surely be much more about these suits. Or Taylor Swift, Judge Judy, the Pope, AOC, Pelosi, John Elway, and the late Arthur Fonzerelli. Peace.