ABC’s The View will compose a written apology to Kyle Rittenhouse and his mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, and deliver it along with a check for $22 million. The Rittenhouse’s spokesman, Joe Barron, says the settlement didn’t take long and “wasn’t very difficult.” Apparently, the show’s producers have been eager to settle …
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The View, ABC’s failing daytime leftist propaganda show, settled its dispute with Kyle Rittenhouse for $22 million and a formal apology. The money is sent, but, according to young Kyle’s lawyers, the apology doesn’t quite cut it. Now, the trial judge in the case agrees. “It’s a joke and an …
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District Attorney Joe Barron from Batt, Arkansas believes he has enough evidence to charge Hillary Clinton in the 1995 murder of Vince Foster. All he’s missing is the physical evidence he believes he can get from having Foster’s body exhumed. His wish was granted. Judge Art Tubolls of the 4th …
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Do you remember when Joseph Biden won the Presidency and then immediately called for an end to the Keystone XL pipeline for absolutely no reason at all? Well we do, and now that decision may be made moot. Gazillionaire Elon Musk, who, according to conservative dipshits across the dipshit-o-sphere, has …
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Whoopi Goldberg, America’s premier host of television’s The View, as well as Star Trek and Picard series space bartender was arrested yesterday evening in what authorities are calling : “A standard hit-and-run car accident.” Goldberg was booked into Queeferland, California’s Famous People Prison on one count of the infraction, and …
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As the newest owner of social media juggernaut Twitter, billionaire Elon Musk sets the rules now. For the second biggest platform with 330 million users, (As opposed to Facebook’s 3.5 billion, ooh, so close), the future ahead looks bright and censorship free. Well, as long as you’re over the age …
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Kyle Rittenhouse quietly filed suit against Whoopi Goldberg last week in the Wisconsin Western District US Court of Writs and Affidavits. Goldberg’s attorneys immediately filed a motion to dismiss. Just before the closing of business Friday, Justice Sandy Barron-Batt ruled in favor of Rittenhouse. Rittenhouse is suing Goldberg for …
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Chris Wallace has quit working for CNN after just three weeks of taping episodes of his flop new show, “Chris Wallace Live.” According to sources close to Wallace, the aging newsman said the job wasn’t what he signed up for. Wallace recorded fifteen episodes of the show and when they …
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The NCAA Women’s Sports Federal Review Board (WSFRB) has decided to revoke University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thmas’ gold medal and national championship. Thomas, a biological male, swept through the championships leaving distraught women in her wake. Thomas’ arrival on the swimming scene changed everything. One day she was swimming …
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Walt Disney Enterprises LLC made a huge mistake going woke, according to its very own CEO, Joe Barron. Barron says the company made a hasty decision and already regrets it. “People say they want this stuff. Then we do it and the park loses half its guests in a single …
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