Right View Settles With The Rittenhouses For $23 Million and a Formal Apology

ABC’s The View will compose a written apology to Kyle Rittenhouse and his mother, Wendy Rittenhouse, and deliver it along with a check for $23 million.

The Rittenhouse’s spokesman, Joe Barron, says the settlement didn’t take long and “wasn’t very difficult.”

Now he should sue Whoopi and Joy personally as well as that jerk LeBron James.

Apparently, the show’s producers have been eager to settle the matter to get them away from all the bad press.

It’s true. The View settled. They had no choice. Rittenhouse’s case was so strong, that Casey Anthony inquired about using it. Kyle’s lawyers said it was only a matter of time before all of the articles Facebook keeps labeling fake are actually real.

Either way, between here and there, there’s no way anyway is anything other than absolutely true.